Australian Grasshoppers
Posted on August 26, 2008
Filed Under Fun, Travel |
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. You know the type: thinks everything good comes from Texas, and all the rest of the world is trying to keep up! There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, “We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows”.
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, “And what are those”?
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas”?
Visiting Australia? Check out these sites to find fun stuff to do:
Australia Attractions
Australia Beaches
Australia Beach Maps
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